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Liberals

A liberal is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.
     - Adlai Stevenson

A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.
     - Willis Player

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
     - Robert Frost

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money.
     -
Carter Glass

A liberal is a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.
     - Frank Rizzo

What the liberal really wants is to bring about change which will not in any way endanger his position.
     - Stokely Carmichael

The liberal...is better at inventing reforms than in insuring that they are well and honestly administered.
     - John Kenneth Galbraith

The liberal is accustomed to appearing radical to conservatives, counter-revolutionary to radicals, and as a fink to activists of all persuasions.
     - Harry S. Ashmore


Conservatives

A man who wears both a belt and suspenders.
     - unknown

One who is against the Democrats for what they are and against the Republicans for what they are not.
     - unknown

A conservative is a person who was a liberal when young and has not changed his mind.
     - Samuel Beer

A conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling "Stop!"
     - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Conservatism is the worship of dead revolutions.
     - Clinton Rossiter

Conservatism offers no redress for the present, and makes no preparation for the future.
     - Benjamin Disraeli

The principle of Conservatism...destroys what it loves, because it will not mend it.
     - Thomas Arnold


Conservatives and Liberals

A conservative is a statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
     - Ambrose Bierce

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
     - Mark Twain

A conservative sees a man drowning fifty feet from shore, throws him twenty-five feet of rope, and tells him to start swimming. A liberal will throw him fifty feet of rope, then drop his end, saying he has to go off to do another good deed.
     - unknown

     Books with many interesting and amusing quotes include The Wit and Wisdom of Politics, edited by Chuck Henning (Fulcrum Publishing) and Bartlett's Familiar Quotations. You may find them in your local library, bookstore or on-line booksellers like Amazon Books (http://www.amazon.com) and Barnes and Noble (http://www.barnesandnoble.com).

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